"Herbert Grump", by Herbert Grump.
Poor Herbert lives in the woods,
despised and chased by dogs and men.
Ugly Herbert without any goods,
lives among the animals and behaves like them.
Stupid Herbert plays with squirrels,
dont laugh he might get really angry.
Angry Herbert will give you a squeeze,
then make you part of his trash to carry.
Sad Herbert has no mom and dad,
Herbert can cry when things go bad.
Nice Herbert loves to play,
even without clothes on a rainy day.
Strong Herbert can carry a bear,
even though noone seems to care.
Strange Herbert is a good friend,
he might give you a club to lend.
Happy Herbert will show his teeth,
not exactly looking like a white sheet.
Men go to woods and destroy his trees,
Herbert then decides to seek shelter in grass.
Men go to woods and kill his friends,
Herbert then decides to go and kick some ass.
Soon to be unleashed upon Higher Ground