Post by gruntgruntson on Jun 1, 2007 21:02:06 GMT
A reclusive Order of Ascetics, who will not accept anyone into their Order until they have Mastered a Profession. They do not accept Monks from other Orders.
Once a warrior/mage/rogue has been accepted into the Order, and shown their Dedication , they new recruit is taught the ways of Camembert. This mainly involves rolling around on the floor like a wheel of cheese without colliding with the lumps of assorted Cheeses dangling from ropes and, at a call from the Master, striking out at as many of the cheeses as they can. The only weapon the apprentice is allowed is a bent knife.
Any who can put up with the stench from the rotting cheeses and sweaty monks is then declared to have Attained Cheesiness, or, if the Camembert is very runny, Splashed.
No returning to the Monastery is allowed, and those who attempt to are expelled from Camembert, and must seek Wisdom at other Monastic Orders.
Once a warrior/mage/rogue has been accepted into the Order, and shown their Dedication , they new recruit is taught the ways of Camembert. This mainly involves rolling around on the floor like a wheel of cheese without colliding with the lumps of assorted Cheeses dangling from ropes and, at a call from the Master, striking out at as many of the cheeses as they can. The only weapon the apprentice is allowed is a bent knife.
Any who can put up with the stench from the rotting cheeses and sweaty monks is then declared to have Attained Cheesiness, or, if the Camembert is very runny, Splashed.
No returning to the Monastery is allowed, and those who attempt to are expelled from Camembert, and must seek Wisdom at other Monastic Orders.
