Post by Argon on Apr 29, 2006 9:36:48 GMT
Well, I finally got around to making my Illithid wizard (and from the sound of it, half the server's doing the same). As always, I had to come up with an actual description for him, I can't let my guys go generic.
I decided to name him "Tommy" and here's his description:
(Sung to "Pinball Wizard" by The Who)
Ever since I was a young boy
I've scried the crystal ball
From Ssithraks down to Beetles
I must have killed them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
Four tentacles in all
That deaf, dumb, and blind squid
Sure casts a mean fireball
He stands like a statue
Casts like a machine
Frying all the monsters
Always wipes them clean
Casts by intuition
See the demons fall
That deaf, dumb and blind squid
Sure casts a mean fireball
He's an illithid wizard
There has to be a twist
An illithid wizard's
Got such a supple wrist
How do you think he does it?
(I don't know)
What makes him so good?
Ain't got no distractions
Don't care if they're from hell
Sees no lights a flashin'
Casts by sense of smell
Always kills the respawns
Never dies at all
That deaf, dumb and blind squid
Sure casts a mean fireball
I thought I was
The Maze and Desert king
But I just handed
My immortal crown to him
Even with my favorite caster
He can beat my best
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest
He's got crazy castin' fingers
Never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind squid
Sure casts a mean fireball
(And for those of you young whippersnappers that've never heard "Pinball Wizard" or have never heard of The Who, just insert here whatever your dad would say about kids these days and their "music")
I decided to name him "Tommy" and here's his description:
(Sung to "Pinball Wizard" by The Who)
Ever since I was a young boy
I've scried the crystal ball
From Ssithraks down to Beetles
I must have killed them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
Four tentacles in all
That deaf, dumb, and blind squid
Sure casts a mean fireball
He stands like a statue
Casts like a machine
Frying all the monsters
Always wipes them clean
Casts by intuition
See the demons fall
That deaf, dumb and blind squid
Sure casts a mean fireball
He's an illithid wizard
There has to be a twist
An illithid wizard's
Got such a supple wrist
How do you think he does it?
(I don't know)
What makes him so good?
Ain't got no distractions
Don't care if they're from hell
Sees no lights a flashin'
Casts by sense of smell
Always kills the respawns
Never dies at all
That deaf, dumb and blind squid
Sure casts a mean fireball
I thought I was
The Maze and Desert king
But I just handed
My immortal crown to him
Even with my favorite caster
He can beat my best
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest
He's got crazy castin' fingers
Never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind squid
Sure casts a mean fireball
(And for those of you young whippersnappers that've never heard "Pinball Wizard" or have never heard of The Who, just insert here whatever your dad would say about kids these days and their "music")
